Do you always break New Year’s resolutions? Are they like bubble-wrap to you? Do you want that to change?
Wrong blog then! We’re at the end of the year, and trying to have some fun! So we prepared an impromptu list of things to resolve towards—only to break them immediately?
1. I will try to eat more waffles, donuts, pancakes for dinner
2. I will try to be less perfect
3. I will eat more fruit…snacks
4. I will love my phone more than the people around me
5. I will start eating whatever Ranveer Singh is before a performance
6. I will try to be less cooler than my friends
7. I will pick up more drunk calls from my exes
8. I will spend half my salary buying a 4k subscription of Netflix despite having a CRT TV
9. I will say yes to every credit card salesperson that calls me
10. I will paste my fortune cookie messages to a diary and refer to it when in trouble
11. I will pick my nose while sitting in my friend’s car
12. I will thirstily follow Kylie Jenner the way Diljeet Dosanjh does
13. I will buy every dress I see Alia Bhatt don on her Instagram.